Should be, but often it is in proportion inverse to the age of the viewer. More often than not I am forced to miss critical action sequences as my aged plumbing makes demands of me that cannot be ignored.
A true quote by the great director. I wonder what kind of comments he’d make today, when a person’s attention span seems to be less than the time it takes to empty their bladder.
… and court hearings, and Zoom conference calls, and a certain Cuban dictator’s speeches, and Southern evangelical preachers’ sermons*, and legs of pickup trips from Arkansas to Idaho …
* Not that I would know.
P.S. The woman in the painting looks like Ashley Judd.
The Old Wolf 11 months ago
Should be, but often it is in proportion inverse to the age of the viewer. More often than not I am forced to miss critical action sequences as my aged plumbing makes demands of me that cannot be ignored.
PraiseofFolly 11 months ago
And yet … It must be frustrating to some women that they must patronize men who exhibit only short features.
3hourtour Premium Member 11 months ago
…and yet when I use the old trucker trick I get kicked out of the theater…
…of course I haven’t been to a movie theater in a while…
…duh…
…that’s whys there’s a pause button…
…thy shall not put down Dune pt.II …
…Alfred Hitchcock is for The Birds…
…just two words…
…Gone With The Wind…
…some Frog Applauses make me sit on the potty…
…they are that caffeinated…
…meow meow meow meow…
…get off the keyboard you darn cat…
markkahler52 11 months ago
So – about 2 minutes at most?!
phritzg Premium Member 11 months ago
A true quote by the great director. I wonder what kind of comments he’d make today, when a person’s attention span seems to be less than the time it takes to empty their bladder.
Brass Orchid Premium Member 11 months ago
They really need to plan strategic pauses, like TV does, where you can wander off for five minutes without missing anything.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 11 months ago
Human bladders have endurance?
descabro 11 months ago
YES
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member 11 months ago
… and court hearings, and Zoom conference calls, and a certain Cuban dictator’s speeches, and Southern evangelical preachers’ sermons*, and legs of pickup trips from Arkansas to Idaho …
* Not that I would know.
P.S. The woman in the painting looks like Ashley Judd.
charles9156 11 months ago
thank you Alfred & Teresa!
Rev Phnk Ey 11 months ago
Credit to the artist please.
Rev Phnk Ey 11 months ago
Portrait of Marie Osmond?
lemonbaskt 11 months ago
what about when you fall asleep at a bad movie ?
PoodleGroomer 11 months ago
Bladder endurance and 64 oz fountain drinks.
coltish1. 11 months ago
I also heard Hitchcock said he wished he had drones when he shot that footage around Mt. Rushmore.
davewhamond creator 11 months ago
Yes! Oppenheimer should have at least two intermissions.
Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago
Whoops. I thought that’s what the giant empty popcorn container is for.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member 11 months ago
I’ll P to that.
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
Like those BIRDS. Crapping all over the house. Lmao
6turtle9 11 months ago
Kegel is a friend of mine. He can be your friend too.
*Space Madness at The Station* 11 months ago
Wrapped Up and Up,Turtle or Eggshells?
*Space Madness at The Station* 11 months ago
Calcium in an eggshale.
*Space Madness at The Station* 11 months ago
Breast Mile muscles and is it a boy or girl?
*Space Madness at The Station* 11 months ago
The term, or rock band,
TRIUMPHS
*Space Madness at The Station* 11 months ago
Screaming ma Geezing till wet my breefs or beef franks oozing out.
3hourtour Premium Member 11 months ago
…the apex of a good movie should be right when you can barely hold it…
…a good laugh should be just about that time too…
…rest areas on highways have that down to perfection…
…I told you to go before we left…
…I didn’t have to go then…
…don’t get into a piszsing match with an old timer…
…it’s their life…
….I can’t tell if that’s a painting …
…or a photo regenerated …
…or transfixed by a clever photo app…
…I remember firelight…
…but you remember smoke…
…but what do you see in the fire?….
ericlscott creator 11 months ago
hard to argue with a genius.
Howard'sMyHero 11 months ago
Reminds me to do my Kegel exercises …!
( exorcises? )
lawguy05 11 months ago
Nowadays we just push pause.
Ham Khan creator 11 months ago
Oh the joy
The Tooninator creator 11 months ago
Thank God for Depends!
NaGrom Premium Member 10 months ago
Amen to that, Alfred!