The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 17, 2024

She’s beside herself with worry.

she’s not half the woman she used to be! (some one had to say it, I did and I am glad!)

I saw her standing there.

I think someone needs to disappear.

She wants a separation.

He saw the break up coming for awhile

He’ll cut and run.

“The unkindest cut of all!”

Which is her better half?!

Well, this gives new meaning to “split decision.”

I’ll bet he’s been seeing someone else at least half of the time….

Mark and Tina always reserved a table for three.

I’ll always wonder how the top half gets around if the magician fails to piece the assistant back together again.

Clearly they’ve grown apart.

And wait’ll she sees what he pulls out of that hat!

He’s OK, but she’s falling to pieces.

Tina…pull yourself together and run! He’s a cut-up and not to be trusted!

I wonder if she’s related to the magician’s assistant from Rabbits against magic.

He’s always up for a little hanky-panky.

he thought she would disappear on her own…

Parts of her say it’s over between them!

A bird in hand is worth two in the booth.

Took me a second look to realize how horrible this comic is LOL…

He’s dealing off the bottom of the deck to her, an old saw-n-saw.

Mark has several half sisters.

She’s been sleeping in separate bedrooms for a while now.

Up to his old tricks.

This one had me in stitches.

She needs to pull herself together, she really should have saw this coming.

Can I take just the bottom half home?

Who dinni she think she was dealing with?

I know some Rabbits who would be very against this.

I need several.

looks like he’s not gonna be able to pull a rabbit out of his hat this time…