The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 22, 2024

that’s what he gets for rolling his eyes at her…

And her name was Iris. It was fate.

Such a happy domestic scene!!!

:::tsk::: Yet another cartoonist who knows zilch about the knitting process but draws it anyway and reveals his ignorance.

The smell of decay was so irresistible… Next thing they knew they were sucking each other’s brains out,

Of course! It was a no brainer.

And she has been picking up after him ever since.

Then she said hold my hand

Too bad she wasn’t there when he lost his hair.

A wonderful rotten relationship was born!

I love her to death (and beyond).

We had to live a pretty much bare-bones existence at first….

From that moment on, I gave her my heart. And a little bit of my liver, too, if I’m being honest.

That is all part of the zombie singles lifestyle.

Well ,,, “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder”

Zombies are gross.

She grabbed it out of the air where a couple of other people in the bar were playing pingpong with it.

You probably don’t want to know how he gets a piece of ash.

Beyond Love Among the Ruins: Love Among the Zombies!

Was he playing beer pong with it? Love the comments everyone is sharing.

They were both enjoying a drink consisting of rum, liqueur, and fruit juice…a Zombie.

He has his mother’s eyes………………………….make him give them back.

The bar eventually had to close because all the customers were deadbeats.

Dear, will you stop doing that in front of the kid? It’s gone anyway.

Can’t unsee the image of two zombies trying to procreate - body parts falling off etc. Not to mention the birth

Ahhh…at home with the Zombies…how sweet!

An Emo Philips joke if there ever was one!

Very clever. Zombies are hard to draw.