Did Satan create apple trees? Because it seems like only a sadist would put something delicious in front of people and then tell them it’s forbidden to eat it.
I have a friend who thinks A.I. is the culmination of the forbidden fruit and therefore will be the end of humanity. I have a different theory. God gave us free will to choose to learn or to remain ignorant. We chose to learn. Our scientific discoveries bring us closer to knowing Him each generation. And that once we’ve learned all we can, generations from now, He will reveal Himself to us, and speak to us as a parent to their adult child. Anyway, it’s a nice thought.
The angel is making a suggestion about His plan which amounts to a criticism of it (since His omnipotence took this scenario into account back there at instant One, when creation happened, and obviously it is necessary for Eve to fail to obey a Divine command while in the Garden because blah free blah blah will blah blah learn blah the hard blah blah way.
Because God’s Will. And don’t ask — only He knows.
Hey, angel — it will all be made clear to you, and to everybody else. At some point. Some time. Some day. Some era.
A little advice for you, angel. No more of this “questioning” — which sounds a lot like “directing”. You hear?!
SHIVA 7 months ago
Or maybe some apple sauce, instead.
j_m_kuehl 7 months ago
so that’s why I don’t eat my Five-a-Day
Doug K 7 months ago
“… give them a little … until it’s no big deal …”
… sounds a lot like the way the Satan often works.
Jml58 7 months ago
What would have happend if the forbidden fruit had been a tomato?
MayCauseBurns 7 months ago
Why couldn’t the forbidden fruit be a durian?
bobpickett1 7 months ago
“if she had just left that apple on that old apple tree”
phritzg Premium Member 7 months ago
Did Satan create apple trees? Because it seems like only a sadist would put something delicious in front of people and then tell them it’s forbidden to eat it.
Lee26 Premium Member 7 months ago
Everybody is always trying to tell God how to do His job.
AZCoyote 7 months ago
The bible is full of ridiculous stories.
Bob Smith 7 months ago
I have a friend who thinks A.I. is the culmination of the forbidden fruit and therefore will be the end of humanity. I have a different theory. God gave us free will to choose to learn or to remain ignorant. We chose to learn. Our scientific discoveries bring us closer to knowing Him each generation. And that once we’ve learned all we can, generations from now, He will reveal Himself to us, and speak to us as a parent to their adult child. Anyway, it’s a nice thought.
Cerabooge 7 months ago
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Zebrastripes 7 months ago
The test of time….
Frank Burns Eats Worms 7 months ago
Eden good in the neighborhood.
mountainclimber 7 months ago
I prefer the deity in Time Bandits, stodgy but not capricious.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member 7 months ago
Eve said to Adam: “Get away from that tree,You’ll pick the fruit And they’ll blame it on me.”
mistercatworks 7 months ago
It is believed the original forbidden fruit was probably a fig, since apples are not native to the Middle East.
lsnrchrd.1 Premium Member 7 months ago
The angel is making a suggestion about His plan which amounts to a criticism of it (since His omnipotence took this scenario into account back there at instant One, when creation happened, and obviously it is necessary for Eve to fail to obey a Divine command while in the Garden because blah free blah blah will blah blah learn blah the hard blah blah way.
Because God’s Will. And don’t ask — only He knows.
Hey, angel — it will all be made clear to you, and to everybody else. At some point. Some time. Some day. Some era.
A little advice for you, angel. No more of this “questioning” — which sounds a lot like “directing”. You hear?!
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 7 months ago
Grace