Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 21, 2024

Get lost bud.

All you want to do is get into my ear canal.

… And fill it with worms!

Don’t forget to tug the earlobe when you say so long.

Well, clearly he can’t be a shoulder to cry on, he’s fresh out of ‘em.

Buds with benefits.

Sorry, Bud! She’s an old fashioned ear… she doesn’t do wireless!

bud bonding…

Oooh, someone wants some aural action.

Aww go stick it in yer ear.

They have a better relationship than Nose and Finger do.

It’ll stop when “Bud” is removed from the ear.

“What do you mean?  We were made for each other!!”

Let’s face it…you’re too big and I’m not the right fit!

(Enter Mr. Potato Head)

shouldn’t the squirrel be a worm today? ;D

I’m glad I’m not the only one who knows what the squirrel is saying.

Buds batteries are not gonna last, gonna be a big disappointment for the ear.

A big ear sitting in a chair! Lol!

It doesn’t look like a lobe connection.

Fidelity is a concern.

Friends, Romans, and countrymen, lend me those huge funny looking things on the sides of your head.

don’t ask me how, but I have two pairs of earbuds, and haven’t lost one yet…(came close, tho!)

Hear (sic) we all are:

“Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day ….”

( someTIMEs )

Carol Burnette

That ear looks like mine… no little cup along the bottom to hold in the earbud. Those things never stay in my ears.