Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for March 11, 2024

Porch pirates, Porch Pirates, . . .Porch Pirates

Let him be, Pmm. It’s not like he’s blowing up the grille, setting the house on fire or vandalizing mailboxes. Just be glad he has to sit there at the computer instead of getting a tracking app for his phone.

Mexico, eh? Exactly what kinda crop you planning on plantin’ this year, Ed?

If it’s making that many stops, it’s probably bringing in some, uh, other cargo, too…

Oh boy cranky finally got that RPG we always wanted him to have

¡Ay caramba!

Look carefully. It probably shows when, Carl, at the distribution center was on a break. For a fee, you can get the local weather report for each posting.

What is Crany waiting for … a shipment of toilet paper … can’t go until it arrives?

Chasing that tracking…..don’t get your hopes up…..Crank or you will be “cranky”!

He’s tracking h is pizza order.Delivery guy usually gets hungry en route

No hablo espanol…….

You used to be able to follow your UPS truck on it’s route for your delivery. It didn’t tell how many stops were ahead of you.

Did he buy a bunch of migrant workers?

who knew crankshaft enjoyed avocados from mexico

Every year she watches her inheritance go down the drain.

I hope the cartel comes over to Crank and brutally kills him because this week is going to suck

I have a video of a guy walking up to our porch and when our security system announced ’Camera recording," he hauled butt as fast as he could. Still got dandy pics of him!

It’s funny because normally a delivery service doesn’t make multiple stops. They just have one package per vehicle.

Who’s that old guy? Is he a new character in this strip? : )