I’m in FL, My “lawn” is? Whatever it is? Mostly sandy soil? When the weediest parts get too high, I knock them down….I have a tractor!!!!
Could these puns get any mower?
Quarter inch?? That’s either a military or a butch lawn.
The mower and the rake have a wacky friend.
Weed like to hear from the whacker.
A clip- art-tist!
The mower’s story wasn’t really that drawn out. The guy in the middle will string them along for hours and then just leave them in weeds.
sheared? more like scalped
Cut him off!
One time I was 0.26 inches big.
All three just sitting on their (gr)@ss.
Great pun!
judging from the furniture, this place must be a clip joint…
Dan Thompson
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 4 months ago
I’m in FL, My “lawn” is? Whatever it is? Mostly sandy soil? When the weediest parts get too high, I knock them down….I have a tractor!!!!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 4 months ago
Could these puns get any mower?
eromlig 4 months ago
Quarter inch?? That’s either a military or a butch lawn.
kucpa Premium Member 4 months ago
The mower and the rake have a wacky friend.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 4 months ago
Weed like to hear from the whacker.
Zebrastripes 4 months ago
A clip- art-tist!
P51Strega 4 months ago
The mower’s story wasn’t really that drawn out. The guy in the middle will string them along for hours and then just leave them in weeds.
KEA 4 months ago
sheared? more like scalped
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 4 months ago
Cut him off!
jasonsnakelover 4 months ago
One time I was 0.26 inches big.
cactusbob333 4 months ago
All three just sitting on their (gr)@ss.
norphos 4 months ago
Great pun!
gopher gofer 4 months ago
judging from the furniture, this place must be a clip joint…