Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 17, 2024

Reminds me of an occasion when Ozy and Millie used the phrase “on one paw”, which I’m now realizing was a criminally underutilized joke.

Marigold does look nice with those winter things.

If you had a muscular tail like a kangaroo or T-Rex, you could stand on it.

Next time, flip a coin.

Sorry but… Your not an alicorn

And less painful. “Eeny Meeny Miney OW!”

“On the other hoof” Love it!

I love that unicorn!

“What’s up?”

“I am about to make a decision.”

Making the decision brought Marigold down.

Now we know what all those rampant unicorns on heraldic devices were doing.

If you flip a unicorn, it tends to come up heads and tails.

Can’t a unicorn magically float with no hooves on the ground when the occasion demands? Color me disappointed.

Unicorns be stupid.

Heck, around here winter’s been over for a few weeks now. The trees are budding.

It doesn’t have to be all or nothing. My wife has an interesting trait of sometime wearing one of her socks to only cover the end of her foot if she is getting a little warm, or just wearing one sock if it is a little warmer.

“On the gripping hand” gives the same result.

Or you could just ask the one-handed economist Truman asked for. If you can find one.

It may be more dignified, true, but those tigers get so growly when you start grabbing at their toes!

You could use your tail. And your horn.

Back in the day, Marigold inspired Eadweard Muybridge

This is why Marigold is the best.

mG is making all these cute faces