“And, when he said, ‘Pick a card’, I thought he just meant he wanted me to sleep with one of his Jack@ss friends. So I did. That trick went nowhere.”
“And when he wanted to have sex, he’d ask me to plunk his magic twanger.”
watch me pulla horse outa my pants. AGAIN
Wait until the divorce settlement when he tries to saw you in half.
WHOdini?
Ida No 7 months ago
“And, when he said, ‘Pick a card’, I thought he just meant he wanted me to sleep with one of his Jack@ss friends. So I did. That trick went nowhere.”
phritzg Premium Member 7 months ago
“And when he wanted to have sex, he’d ask me to plunk his magic twanger.”
HOTLOTUS1 7 months ago
watch me pulla horse outa my pants. AGAIN
Mike Baldwin creator 7 months ago
Wait until the divorce settlement when he tries to saw you in half.
luca.debus creator 7 months ago
WHOdini?