Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for February 27, 2024

Horace should be called an inaction figure.

That figures.

Unless you sit on one.

Spiderman with a sword?

It is a poser.

Very true!

My son had some Star Wars figure that would only say one thing: “Impressive. Most impressive. But you are not a Jedi yet!”.

The person who figured out how to sell dolls to boys by calling them “action figures” was an advertising genius

The only true “action figures” are Legos…

On the floor… in the dark!!!

For me, action figures appear in the bank statement. They sometimes move up, but always move down.

did Horace just finish a “Happy Meal”…?

I have one only, a Maurice Richard hockey one I found in a store, my Dalek doesn’t count

They need your help, Horace.

action figures take imagination & action by user to work ;+)

Lights… Camera… Inaction!

Count them for when you are trying to fall asleep?

Yeah, but wait till you see them in action.

Horace, what did you expect it to do? You have to play with them….they don’t entertain you……☺️☺️☺️

For some reason dolls 4 boys never caught on.

Yeah, kinda sworda.