“I’m afraid you’ve got cows, Mr. Farnsworth.”
I was bitten by a German Shepherd, but I didn’t speak German in the ER.
No, he stood behind a liquid manure spreader. A longish hot shower with a lavender fragranted shower gel should do the trick. Poor guy.
“Have you ever been bitten by a Dalmatian?”
No, but he was slapped by that Slovenian woman he tried to put the moves on.
Spot on diagnosis, Doc.
He sounds like my dermatologist.
So you think he is a weredalmation?
Yeah, about 101 minutes ago.
Why, yes…
“My name’s Richard, but you can call me spotted Dick.”
He may have spotted the problem.
Other symptoms include riding in fire trucks and playing with the siren. :)
Love it! Thanks for the laugh.
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
blunebottle 10 months ago
“I’m afraid you’ve got cows, Mr. Farnsworth.”
therese_callahan2002 10 months ago
I was bitten by a German Shepherd, but I didn’t speak German in the ER.
silberdistel 10 months ago
No, he stood behind a liquid manure spreader. A longish hot shower with a lavender fragranted shower gel should do the trick. Poor guy.
gammaguy 10 months ago
“Have you ever been bitten by a Dalmatian?”
No, but he was slapped by that Slovenian woman he tried to put the moves on.
julie.mason1 Premium Member 10 months ago
Spot on diagnosis, Doc.
fthiel 10 months ago
He sounds like my dermatologist.
DM2860 10 months ago
So you think he is a weredalmation?
Munch 10 months ago
Yeah, about 101 minutes ago.
Amra Leo 10 months ago
Why, yes…
Frank Burns Eats Worms 10 months ago
“My name’s Richard, but you can call me spotted Dick.”
cuzinron47 10 months ago
He may have spotted the problem.
Impkins Premium Member 10 months ago
Other symptoms include riding in fire trucks and playing with the siren. :)
thejanith Premium Member 10 months ago
Love it! Thanks for the laugh.