Lies that even your mother wouldn’t tell you.
You would be a professional athlete if your parents didn’t give you lousy genes. On the plus side, you can fit in a normal car.
I’m trying to picture brad with a head shaped like that, and a bratwurst for a nose.How do you tell a male chromosome from a female ? Tell it to drop it’s genes !
Don’t ask next time!!!
And I like Fang’s tongue. Cute. (Sorry, Fang, had to say that.)
Sounds like a not-so-hot line to me.
Fang would rather see you in lousy jeans than those boxers.
And this is why you shouldn’t reproduce, so you can’t be blamed for the lousy genes.
They should print those on beer cans! burp. :)
If that’s an affirmation, I’d hate to see what the insult hotline tells ya!
That’s affirmation? What’s the daily derision line like?
They charge by the second to your credit card.
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GROG Premium Member 7 months ago
Lies that even your mother wouldn’t tell you.
sirbadger 7 months ago
You would be a professional athlete if your parents didn’t give you lousy genes. On the plus side, you can fit in a normal car.
win.45mag 7 months ago
I’m trying to picture brad with a head shaped like that, and a bratwurst for a nose.How do you tell a male chromosome from a female ? Tell it to drop it’s genes !
Knightman Premium Member 7 months ago
Don’t ask next time!!!
silberdistel 7 months ago
And I like Fang’s tongue. Cute. (Sorry, Fang, had to say that.)
mistercatworks 7 months ago
Sounds like a not-so-hot line to me.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 7 months ago
Fang would rather see you in lousy jeans than those boxers.
cuzinron47 7 months ago
And this is why you shouldn’t reproduce, so you can’t be blamed for the lousy genes.
Impkins Premium Member 7 months ago
They should print those on beer cans! burp. :)
wildlandwaters 7 months ago
If that’s an affirmation, I’d hate to see what the insult hotline tells ya!
Otis Rufus Driftwood 7 months ago
That’s affirmation? What’s the daily derision line like?
donut reply 7 months ago
They charge by the second to your credit card.