Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 12, 2024

Charlie Brown has found sanctuary.

Charlie Brown knows a few things, maybe he’ll do better with a different team.

he knows the game, he just can’t really play it…

Are we coming up on a dream sequence?

Tha answer is no (Baseball is boooooooring).

Maybe they’ll call you Mr. Brown or Sir!

If he just manages, things might work out. Some of the greatest coaches in sports history were mediocre athletes the sport they were in. And some of the greatest athletes made the worst coaches.

Casey Stengel and Joe Torre got started in just this way

He should have a HUGE lump if he got knocked out for so long, AND a concussion. Don’t trust his coaching decisions, and stand by for a hospital visit.

He’s never looked more happy.

Wow… ‘older person’…that’s such a compliment for a kid! :D

He’d better know something about baseball!

Given that the midget kids are no taller than say 14 inches tall, Charlie Brown the baseball pitcher is going to have an even tougher time finding the strike zone!

Most of those kids will wind up walking the bases. A game of walks isn’t THAT exciting.

“I got a bad feeling about this…”

Is this the only time he smiles?

And the best part? No annoying girls who miss easy-to-catch game-winning fly-balls!

This is what you’ve dreamed of Charlie Brown.

He does…if his brain cells are still working after getting hit in the head…

Does he knows?, yes, is he good?, no, he’s more like the modern fans who think are good TV coaches but have never been on the field.

Maybe losing.

Oh no. Charlie Brown and baseball is never a good sign.

he sure does… :J

Anything USEFULL.

Just the history of the sport says it all…

Charlie’s look is………..young lady you have come to the right place ! ! ! !

I can’t wait to see the movie, CB’s coaching wins the big game!

Those who can’t do teach. (I HATE that saying, but it seems applicable here)

The team will be known as the Loser McLosers…

Does Charlie know anything about baseball? Well, yes. He knows the positions, but don’t expect him to put the right people on those positions. Charlie reminds me of a character on Downton Abbey. He was in service like his father. He longed to be a valet or butler and seemed to know all about cricket. But, the trouble is, he couldn’t play cricket.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed boy is king

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Oh DOES he ever!

Hello, young lady, this lad is of your age. Yes, you can expect him to coach, if you want to lose.

So is this Charley Browns Bobby Ewing moment, and the whole thing ends up being a dream right ? ;-)

He’s having a great dream……

he sure knows more about baseball than the current Yankees manager

Those who can’t, teach.

I’m not sure how this is going to go, but don’t get your hopes up.

Yes…losing that is

Hey ruby you are not that much younger then Charlie brown

I was sure he was going to recruit them. Guess I was wrong.

As they say in ‘Star Wars’, I have a bad feeling about this.

“Where am I?”“Right there!”Shulz being slightly surreal.