Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for March 20, 2024

Can a ghost pick up a TV remote?

I remember as a kid, (back in the olden days) I was the T.V. remote control for my Mother.

She needs more transparency.

Megan is too busy and distracted watching TV to be scared.

Well, at least our Daisy is polite.

Apparently Megan’s TV isn’t ghosting.

Should have gotten in front of the TV, Daisy, that would have scared Megan.

She just needs to go up to some guy in a bar and ask “are you my daddy?”

Just not scary enough. She needs to wait for the Halloween Stores to open and find a good monster mask. Until then she can watch the soaps with Meg.

If you really want to scare a male, try “Boo-hoo”. :)