Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 29, 2024

Never one to turn down free beer or ale.

some days it pays to get out of bed Andy!

it surely is the 2nd one, until the cops get involved …. shrug

Andy’s lucky day! maybe he should buy (borrow the money for) a lottery ticket!

Yes, but where will he get a tap to open it with?

Happy Leap Day, Cappers. And happy birthday for those born on this date,

Bate’s on the return trip with the empties’

Gotta’ go with the flow mate.

Unsecured barrels on a deck with no rails. In a pig’s eye

He will finish that keg off in one day.

If a barrel rolls off that easy it sure must be empty.

The ice cream man forgot a carton of ice cream on his fender once. He left and it fell off in front of us kids. We whispered at the top of our lungs, “Hey, wait” at least once…..

Maybe Andy can start a “Beer Barrel Polka”?

A simple choice for our hero…

As always, Andy decides to roll with it… :D

Drink it from the bung, and have a few large containers ready. Don’t worry about it going flat, as English beer is already flat (and warm).

The driver should be cited for unsecured load.

He has more barrels Andy, so nick it from him. >:)

Don’t froth that ale. Drink it right there. Call out for the local cooper.

A barrel of fun!

In your case, Andy, it will definitely be “finders, keepers”.

Keeps you from falling into the canal for a few days, Andy. Flo may not be as happy.

A wood keg falls off a truck and doesn’t break – those are some tuff kegs.

This calls for a chorus of “Roll Out the Barrel”.

How about “roll out the barrel, we’ll have a barrel of fun……”

Remember that possession is 9/10ths of the law, Andy — don’t drink any more than 90% of the keg.

Number Three, can you explain this to Eld0, RJM, Gandof & the rest of us in the other place? >

If “Honesty is the best policy”, why don’t politicians try it?

Wooden barrels for beer? How archaic.

Do they still use wooden kegs in the UK? On our side of the pond they have been stainless steel for many years.

Andy’s lucky day. You may have to wait 4 years for another.

After rolling it home, it’s going to have quite a head on it.

Gently!

Norman MIGHT just want that back. Don’t get his mum involved!!

Like Andy would actually return that keg. (Well, not a full keg, anyway.)

That lorry is a “master” away from disgrace.

By now he has a collection of them.

What does Master Bate brew? Beer, IPA, Lager. Pilsner?