Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 02, 2024

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    Sanspareil  10 months ago

    Can’t see he survives the end of his sentence!

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    oldthang  10 months ago

    This guy looks to be a pain in the whatever.

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    BigDaveGlass  10 months ago

    One star? How about no star? And is this on Trip ‘n’ fall adviser?

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    Uncle Kenny  10 months ago

    My son was a team leader in a call center. One survey that wasn’t all top ratings, and the person got counseled. Two, and they were fired. Call centers have an annual 100% turnover rate.

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    Calvinist1966  10 months ago

    Is one star the lowest rating? Do torturers like to get bad ratings?

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    Calvinist1966  10 months ago

    Yesterday, I commented that it was Saint David’s Day and that Saint David is the Patron Saint of Wales. Today is Saint Chad’s Day. Saint Chad is a lesser known local saint. He is celebrated throughout northwest England. There is a Cathedral dedicated to him in Stafford and several churches dedicated to him. In the town of Shrewsbury, there is an abandoned Church called Old Saint Chad’s and a church called Saint Chad’s.

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    jagedlo  10 months ago

    “And don’t forget to recommend us to your friends!”

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    silberdistel  10 months ago

    Oh, the good old days! Huh?

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    Gent  10 months ago

    And whatcha gonna do if he refuse to takes steenky survey? Tortures him?

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    rockyridge1977  10 months ago

    Only if I can use my fingers!!!!!!

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 10 months ago

    When the torturing arts wane, this man will become a dentist with a orthodontal practice.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 10 months ago

    Last month, he got a two-star and was called in for counseling. Better step up your game. Look at your apprentice Jenkins there. Who else thought to stick the hot poker there?

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    Goat from PBS  10 months ago

    0 Stars. The torture sucked!

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    preacherman Premium Member 10 months ago

    What are the pliers for? Surely not tooth extraction? Now, there real torture. Even with novocaine, it’s still torture.

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    nsaber  10 months ago

    And, best of all, today is Saturday!

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    HOTLOTUS1  10 months ago

    LOOKS LIKE MY DENTIST

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    pripley  10 months ago

    Ok, but I’m confused. If your business is torture, wouldn’t a five star rating mean you are excellent at torture?

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    bronto  10 months ago

    Looks like Alexander Solzhenytsin in the chair.

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    tom494  10 months ago

    That torture chamber looks much like the scale at my doctors office.

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    John Lamb Premium Member 10 months ago

    I think he means a one scar rating.

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    Brian  Premium Member 10 months ago

    “I gotta get better dental insurance!”

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    M.K.Staffeld  10 months ago

    Everyone wants a rating these days…

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    markkahler52  10 months ago

    You may very well be sentenced to toi-cha!

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    Sambora1  10 months ago

    I waited to the end of the comments to see if anyone else made this comment but nobody did so I will- it reminds me of the scene in Princess Bride where the 6 fingered man has Wesley on the torture table and tells him to tell the truth on how it feels and be as accurate as possible for prosperity sake.

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    DJohnny  10 months ago

    No one noticing (=commenting!) about Iron Maiden playing in the corner?

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