Scary Gary by Mark Buford for February 26, 2024

Can’t fly inebriated, either.

Let’s hope it’s not where the 50 foot woman lives!!!! Leopold may get upset!!!

Now Gary’s truly smashed! :D

Now you’re in trouble with the FAA!!

Pretty sure this is a rerun but I laugh every time.

Can’t beat the one where Gary gets caught in the ceiling fan – my favourite

FAA has very strict rules about the consumption of alcohol before pre-flight check or actual flight!

Ouch!

It was bound to happen one night….blah blah

The moral is, don’t drink and shape-shift.

Gary’s bat to the bone.

“Recalculating.”

Real subtle, Gary. You just couldn’t resist peaking in her window, could you?

Reminds me of that campy vampire movie with George Hamilton, “Love at first bite,” where he flies in the window and is promptly attacked by the entire (starving) family all screaming “Kill it! It’s a black chicken!”

And that’s how we New Yorkers lost dear, departed Flaco…