F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 06, 2024

sounds like “bird eating”

Looks like you should try it!

And the way food prices are…

That’s actually sorta how I eat.

It’s a pretty crumby situation.

At that rate, you’d spend your whole day eating. It would likely burn more energy to have to pick up a crumb every second, so you’d lose weight?

We get a lot of repeat business, though.

All I have to say is that diet is for the birds.

It’s the micro-fasting diet.

Please don’t give anyone any ideas.

Finally ! A way to use up all the crumbs at bottom of the chip bags.