Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for March 02, 2024

Ushers?

Toucans in Hawaii? That would really be confusing.

Is Rudy looking forward to a 4-D porn flick?

Wouldn’t that depend on the usher (specifically, their sex), Randy? Or are you more “enlightened” than I thought you were?

What if it’s an X rated movie?

Already here: “Your MX4D® theater seat will move in sync with the movie action and special EFX generators in the cinema, allowing you to “feel” the movie’s motion, jolts, pokes, wind, water, and even scents.”www[dot]showcasecinemas[dot]com/showcase-mx4d/

I can’t see 3D movies – I’m nearsighted in left eye and farsighted in right

Castle’s Tingler…

The Tingler (1959), a clever tale about the nature of fear, had “Percepto,” in which electric buzzers were wired under selected patrons’ seats; star Price instructed the audience from the screen that they had to scream if the parasitic Tingler was to be destroyed.

Already been done in Kentucky Fried Movie, "The sketch “See You Next Wednesday” mocks theater-based gimmicks like Sensurround by depicting a dramatic film presented in “Feel-a-Round”, which involves an usher physically accosting a theater patron."

Smell-o-vision was a big fail. Each individual scent came out but failed to dissipate before the next smell arrived. Thus all the scents combined and assaulted theater patrons noses.

These days people only go to theater to see things blown up that are too big to be “realistic” in the living room.

Various efforts to spray scent products in theaters go back to the mid-1800s, and it was seriously attempted in the United States in the 1950s and early 1960s. These efforts all ended in failure and so were eventually abandoned.

I want the option of Choosing the Usher.