The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for March 04, 2024

No Loretta, it’s no staring contest…more like trying to wake up contest.

Give it up, Leroy. The mirror ALWAYS wins!

Splash your face with cold water, Leroy. It might help.

Looks as though Leroy drank to much over the weekend.

I’ll bet his other eye looks JUST beautiful!

Stare at Loretta for a few minutes, that will shock to wake up.

Start singing, Loretta.

The mirror hasn’t broken yet.

Who is that and what’s he doing in my pajamas?

Leroy is looking for a horizontal/vertical knob on the mirror to adjust the image. (Us older folk know what that knob did on a television.)

Leroy is losing the state of

Leroy is losing the staring contest

I know how he feels…I have come to dislike, quite intensely, that unattractive, old, grey, disheveled bloke that stares back at me every morning…the guy who takes over for him a couple hours later is far less scary….

He’s winning.

Well, not to put too fine a point on it, but he’s losing!

It’s only staring if it lasts more than ten minutes.

I blinked.

Doesn’t a staring contest require his eyes to be open.

His PJs look like mint-chocolate prison garb!

“I have become ‘The Stare Master.’”

Who is this Ziggy looking at me?

This reinforces my belief that everyone should have their own bathroom.

Haha! (＾▽＾)