Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 09, 2024

This is an area where your Aunt Cobra could help refine your technique.

Sorry child. Me is only knows how to takes foods. Me can no help in selling em.

https [colon slash slash] [slash] mememe [slash] girl-scouts-maybe-next-time-youll-buy-the-d*mn-cookies

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Don’t wimp out now, Hazy! Remember: Always be closing! Always be closing!

Would you have a few moments to answer a few marketing questions?

Which of these product names sounds new and exciting to you?

Ka-Do-Si-Do’s!

Ka-Tagalong!

Ka-Samoas!

Ka-Toast-Yay!

Thank you for your time. Your response will be tabulated and shared with our executive team. They’ll then do whatever their buddy on the golf course or their massage “therapist” tells them to do.

Cookies must contain intimidation vanilla.

KA-PRACTICING!

I bet Hazy would rather be adventuring with her father.

Why hasn’t Hazy visited Her Aunty Cobra, “big brother” Tank, and, a few others to sell the cookies? Isn’t the first rule of fund raising sales to always do the relations first?

Fireball/Hazy gradually growing up, considering her parentage, relations and experiences so far, she is going to become an interesting woman, interesting as in the famous Chinese curse.

Maybe she’ll become a politician in Starlight.