Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for March 04, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  9 months ago

    Me: “I’m not very hungry, maybe just something easy.”

    Server: “…maybe the chicken strips for 6$?”

    Me: “…maybe it does, but that doesn’t help with my hunger.”

    Random Dad across the restaurant: “GOOD ONE!”

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    JudyAz  9 months ago

    Took me a second for that one. Grandpa’s good!

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    uniquename  9 months ago

    For those of you who can’t get enough:

    https://Www.buzzfeed.Com/mikespohr/dad-jokes-thatll-make-you-lol-a-lot

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    Cozmik Cowboy  9 months ago

    I shall always remember the night Don Rickles was on The Tonight Show (the REAL Tonight Show), and said he’d just finished a pilot for a show called CPO Sharkey*; Johnny says “You’ve had your hand in more pilots than an Air Force proctologist!”

    *For those who don’t recall – yess, the show got picked up; no, it wasn’t any good.

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