Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 08, 2024

What can I do for $10?

Was this before he met Steve Rogers?

I remember finding giant cotton firecrackers on my sister’s makeup table, stuffed in cardboard tubes.

That won’t be enough to cover your hospital bills when she finds out.

He’s gonna regret this, if he survives.

The drawer’s empty.

She doesn’t wear underwear.

50cents to smell her laundry hamper.

Dear diary: My little brother keeps wearing my underwear. He has a whole drawer full of it!

Yep, that was the prices back in my days

A quarter gets you into dad’s liquor cabinet!

A nickle is pretty steep for an A cup.

“For half a buck, you can sniff her bedsheets.” “Why is it a half a buck now? You used to charge only a quarter.” “Cuz she found out, and now she wants a quarter, too.”

The live action version will be played by Michael Anthony Hall from Sixteen Candles.

Larry Flynt as a kid.

At the end of the day, little Johnny made enough to go get a Big-boy, fries, shake and a Hot fudge Sundae!

Sister is jail bait….how about your mom??xD

“I saw England, I saw France, I saw my sister’s underpants”.

He’s not far from renting out his big brothers “Peek” magazine for ten cents a minute.

How much for a peek thru the bathroom keyhole?

And for a quarter, you can wear the item of your choice for a day.

This only works until puberty. After that, most every boy in town has seen her underwear for free, in the wild, so to speak.

The good old days. Now she posts it all online for free.

How much to see her underwear while she is wearing it?

That is so wicked. Bravo!

Wow, Crandall’s style sure changed by the 50s when he became a Bill Gaines EC Mainstay

Eevil kid. Obveeously a future traitor.

Optional tissue available for an additional fee.

Look out for those hairy palms, my friend.

DEAL

They would want their money back if I did that to my sisters.