I stayed in a small hotel on a Croatian island that had once been a school, right next to a church. They forgot to tell me that the bell tower for the church was right outside my window and that it would ring at 6:00 a.m..
Quasi modo from the introit of the Latin Mass for Low Sunday (the Sunday after Easter): “Quasi modo géniti infántes” (“as newborn babes”), from 1 Peter ii.2.
SHAKEDOWNCITY 6 months ago
“Bent” out of shape from gorging on “Ding Dongs”.
Ratkin Premium Member 6 months ago
Quaimodo, she’s not yur dame.
oldpine52 6 months ago
His favorite poem is The Bells by Poe.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow 6 months ago
So, Sunday is a “quasi” Hump Day? (“What hump?”, he asks, for it doesn’t ring a bell)
Ubintold 6 months ago
Quasimodo? That name rings a bell.
Nuliajuk 6 months ago
I stayed in a small hotel on a Croatian island that had once been a school, right next to a church. They forgot to tell me that the bell tower for the church was right outside my window and that it would ring at 6:00 a.m..
Gent 6 months ago
Me gotsa hunch who he be.
E.Z. Smith Premium Member 6 months ago
“What was that again?”
gammaguy 6 months ago
Hey, lady, be glad he’s only a quasi-modo, and not an actual-modo.
Doug K 6 months ago
She knew (or should have known) this was part of the deal when she married him. And now she wants him to change?
cdnalor 6 months ago
He’s just going to turn a deaf ear.
i_am_the_jam 6 months ago
I’m surprised she actually wanted to marry him… :P :P :P
nancyb creator 6 months ago
I love this one, especially the elderly Esmeralda.
Jeffin Premium Member 6 months ago
Does he wear bellbottoms to work?
Zebrastripes 6 months ago
Either she or he’s a ding-a-ling!
Zen-of-Zinfandel 6 months ago
It’s too bad Quasi hasn’t aged well. He’s sorry for “ticking” you off.
tee929 6 months ago
She certainly doesn’t look like Maureen O’Hara either!
Stephen Gilberg 6 months ago
In some versions, Quasimodo had gone deaf from the bells.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 6 months ago
He’s gonna dump her when he becomes FullModo.
cuzinron47 6 months ago
And the headache.
rwh2 6 months ago
Quasi modo from the introit of the Latin Mass for Low Sunday (the Sunday after Easter): “Quasi modo géniti infántes” (“as newborn babes”), from 1 Peter ii.2.
goboboyd 6 months ago
He got used to sleeping through the inconsiderate neighbor running his leaf blower at 5 AM, so he got something louder.
gmu328 6 months ago
maybe he’s hard of hearing (of course, he would be by now wouldn’t he?)