Cutting wit.
I’m loving this arc.
Is that because he wants to be a cut above the rest?
To go along with my one pant.
Just wait until they start on the pair of pants.
I only need one trouser.
Older that the purported time frame of these strips.
You can keep the zor for the next guy…
Shouldn’t that be “scis”?
Allen Sherman gag. Search “One Hippopotami” in your favorite music app.
What about a pair of pants?
So, just one is a “scissor”, since together they are a pair.
I absolutely loved this gag when it was in our local paper, and I still love it.
Then buy a knife.
You mean, a knife?
You need a knife.
One sciz fits all?
Will this also appear in the Wizard of Sciz strip?
Why does he only need that one part?
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Imagine 9 months ago
Cutting wit.
cracker65 9 months ago
I’m loving this arc.
BigDaveGlass 9 months ago
Is that because he wants to be a cut above the rest?
robcarroll1213 9 months ago
To go along with my one pant.
Imagine 9 months ago
Just wait until they start on the pair of pants.
The Orange Mailman 9 months ago
I only need one trouser.
sandpiper 9 months ago
Older that the purported time frame of these strips.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member 9 months ago
You can keep the zor for the next guy…
Shikamoo Premium Member 9 months ago
Shouldn’t that be “scis”?
Droptma Styx 9 months ago
Allen Sherman gag. Search “One Hippopotami” in your favorite music app.
MichiganMitten 9 months ago
What about a pair of pants?
Lynnjav 9 months ago
So, just one is a “scissor”, since together they are a pair.
nancyb creator 9 months ago
I absolutely loved this gag when it was in our local paper, and I still love it.
lawguy05 9 months ago
Then buy a knife.
ekke 9 months ago
You mean, a knife?
mistercatworks 9 months ago
You need a knife.
beady.el 9 months ago
One sciz fits all?
More nog, please -- hold the eggs! 9 months ago
Will this also appear in the Wizard of Sciz strip?
paullp Premium Member 9 months ago
Why does he only need that one part?