Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for March 30, 2024

ta daaaa!

Because it doesn’t mer hams.

Interesting thought, why is it called a hammer?

Well, it’s not for making hams, is it.

If you make hams with it, then you can call it a hammer.

If you were Thor…

I’m surprised he didn’t pound Peter with that hammer.

His real name is Think- Speaker.

My friend, christened “Robert”, is a carpenter. They call him “Hammer Robbie”.

Because you don’t pound ham with it.

Um, so… Before using that tool, you must need to get on your nailpounder pants and cue up the soundtrack for Nailpounder Time!

If you’ve ever complained about nouns being turned into verbs, I hope you’ve never hammered in a nail. Or nailed in a nail. Or pounded in a nail.

Peter is starting to look like a nail.