Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for May 25, 2010

Binkley (junior) shows some keen insight!

Watch it. K-Mart hardware sells “Die Hard.”

Changer “Duran Duran” to “Black Sabbath” and I think he’s nailed it.

I have an idea as to why he’s divorced. Bad taste is easy to recognize!

Nothing like a bubble headed bleach blonde to reassure a man of his worth. Hope your health insurance card is up to date.

I don’t know about Stormee, but I’m STILL into that.

Yo Baslim, she is certainly a “Red Light Special.” I wonder if she comes with do it yourself penicillin shots.

I’m curious to know why dear old dad is fixing three drinks. Is Binkley joining them for the evening?

@JackiAnne: Three glasses – keen observation, there…

“Whaddya think she’s into, son?”

“Chips, dips, chains and whips, dad.”

Binkley’s just jealous … at ‘that’ hormonal stage and all …

I wonder what she was looking for in the hardware department… “Marital aids,” perhaps?

I thought these were “family” comics. LOL

Ohhh, the things we CAN’T say here. Ok, I’ll dance around it.

“What do you think she’s into, son?” “Whatever the amount in your wallet will cover, Dad.”

If Walmart was around then, just IMAGINE what Dad could bring home!

(I’m only joking around. The 80’s were GREAT! The kids walk around in stranger get ups now than we did then. We’re in our, what? 15th year of Goth, Emo, and now we have the second wave of little vampire wannabes running around.)

Remember; “The Look” of the young in whatever era is meant to infuriate the parents and authority figures. If it doesn’t work, they don’t work that hard at it, just enough to encourage their peers for whom it does.

She might have been trolling in Hardware for just such a prize as Dad.

Oh - and it’s a Blue-Light Special! (I’m told nowadays, the ‘red-light’ district has gone ‘blue-light’, to be different, I guess.)

re: the three drinks - she probably asked for a double.

@JackiAnne- I’m pretty sure that’s a 2-liter soda bottle Dad is pouring from. No booze for Binkley.