Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 13, 2024

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    BE THIS GUY  10 months ago

    Also, don’t get into car accidents.

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    BasilBruce  10 months ago

    Great advice, Pig! I was planning to fall off my roof a few times this week, but now I won’t!

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    DanielRyanMulligan1  10 months ago

    This comic strip, for the first(1st) time in my life EVER in about 5(five) decades, is a comic strip that used ALL four(4) panels for the EXACT same visual image, but with different dialogue for each panel!!!!! Dan aka…

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    ronaldspence  10 months ago

    Playing the part of Captain Obvious…Pig!

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    hariseldon59  10 months ago

    Falling off the roof seems more like something Pig would do.

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    iggyman  10 months ago

    Rat now has a different type of shingles, no vaccine for that!

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    orinoco womble  10 months ago

    Do I sense an homage to Peanuts? Two characters behind a wall.

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    Gent  10 months ago

    Eh why Pig apologise? It Pig’s fault he fall off roof?

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    carlosrivers  10 months ago

    That’s a very rat-like comment…

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    Troglodyte  10 months ago

    Normally, it’s Rat’s mind that’s in the gutter.

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    win.45mag  10 months ago

    RAT cleaning ANYTHING ??? Doubtful. Most likely, he decided on dropping a brick on neighbor Bob, but doesn’t want to admit it.

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    robcarroll1213  10 months ago

    Sound advice! There really is no point falling off one’s roof.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 9 months ago

    The Count remembers a time when a girl in The Count’s 8th grade class didn’t fall off the roof and went to live with her grandmother for nine months.

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    SALUDADOG  9 months ago

    I think that makes Rat a guttersnipe. (Should that be hyphenated? Carbonated?)

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    rshive  9 months ago

    Good advice, Pig!

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    Goat from PBS  9 months ago

    Checkmate, Rat. Stay on the roof next time.

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    Croc Holliday  9 months ago

    Too bad Pig didn’t advise me before I fell off my ladder. Fell off the dang thing twice and ruined a perfectly good (aluminum) ladder that I only got <$5 for at the recycling center. >:(

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    Ellis97  9 months ago

    Good advice, Pig.

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    wirepunchr  9 months ago

    I don’t mind falling off the roof, it’s the sudden stop that bothers me.

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    mousefumanchu Premium Member 9 months ago

    Walt Kelly liked doing “shadow” strips. But the hard part was coming up with the gag.

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    old_geek  9 months ago

    I go to the doctor and said “it hurts when I do that”

    He wrote a prescription. It said “Don’t do that”

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    oish  9 months ago

    Rat just admitted to eavesdropping

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    Tetonbil  9 months ago

    PSA, No one over 55 belongs on a ladder! Believe me, I have seen way to many in the ER/OR.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member 9 months ago

    In my case it was; next time use the ladder, not the trellis.

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    Calvin  9 months ago

    Stephan is a master craftsman

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    Buoy  9 months ago

    Sigh. Pig, common sense isn’t so common these days, eh?

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  9 months ago

    Actually, Rat was cleaning the sidewalk and he fell off the gutter

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    Bilan  9 months ago

    In this strip, it’s hard to tell when somebody is writing or when they’ve fallen off the roof.

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    LocoEngr  9 months ago

    “Rat should get Leaf Gutter Guard Toppers. And if he’s one of the first 1000 callers, he could get a free gift card towards gutters for the garage.” All the companies that install them in my area are now advertising on the tv. Seems like every 5th or 6th commercial.

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    Drgnslr Premium Member 9 months ago

    I fell while I was standing on the ground and it hurt, how is rat even walking?

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    zeexenon  9 months ago

    All the blood rushes to my head when cleaning gutters on the roof … it’s my pitch.

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    rugeirn  9 months ago

    “But only if you’re planning to have an accident.”

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    bewarethelowfflyingcornmuffin  9 months ago

    4 panels?

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    Joseph comicinthestrip  9 months ago

    If you don’t want to fall off the roof, you have to keep your head out of the gutter.

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