The idyllic peace where Milo and Lola are contrasts with the pounded pottied penguin desperately trying to phone the cops while the dangerously deranged addict, Dallas, demands his tobacco fix….
Opus might want to rethink calling the police. What will they think when they find Steve in his undies and tied to a chair? Kinky time in the old town tonight???
Ah, I remember when I first read this strip in the newspaper. I still treasure this segment.It always amazes me what the human body is capable of doing when it loses its mind.
Opus: I’d like to report an assault.911: Your location, sir?Opus: Inside my toilet bowl.911: Who would be assaulting you there, sir?Opus: My manager and friend, Steve Dallas.911: Could you describe him, please, for the officers arriving on scene?Opus: He’s tied to a chair, and screaming.911: What is he wearing?Opus: Tidy-whities.911: Is that all he’s wearing?Opus; Ye - wait! No! (Loud roaring, gurgling sound) Heeelllll—-911: Sir? Sir?
nibor6 over 12 years ago
Aha!!! So that’s what the lid’s for……..
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
The idyllic peace where Milo and Lola are contrasts with the pounded pottied penguin desperately trying to phone the cops while the dangerously deranged addict, Dallas, demands his tobacco fix….
thirdguy over 12 years ago
Frame four, has to be the funniest drawing ever done!!!
neatslob Premium Member over 12 years ago
The way his feet are tied to the chair, looks like Steve has on high heels.
SwimsWithSharks over 12 years ago
Oh Lola. I respect your art.
MrSulusBrain over 12 years ago
Gee Lola, don’t you think “maniac” is a little harsh?
fishbulb239 over 12 years ago
Nice artwork in the second panel.
Kneejrk over 12 years ago
Lola is SUCH a Hottie!
TexTech over 12 years ago
Opus might want to rethink calling the police. What will they think when they find Steve in his undies and tied to a chair? Kinky time in the old town tonight???
MrSulusBrain over 12 years ago
Ahh memories…if I had a nickel for every time I phoned the cops from inside the toilet….good times, good times.
American1 over 12 years ago
Police: And, uh, where are you hiding sir?Opus: The toiletclick
kittenpah over 12 years ago
That is a remarkably sturdy chair.
Breathed tended to downplay his artistic capabilities, but he did do some interesting work.
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
Ah, I remember when I first read this strip in the newspaper. I still treasure this segment.It always amazes me what the human body is capable of doing when it loses its mind.
Vonne Anton over 12 years ago
Opus: I’d like to report an assault.911: Your location, sir?Opus: Inside my toilet bowl.911: Who would be assaulting you there, sir?Opus: My manager and friend, Steve Dallas.911: Could you describe him, please, for the officers arriving on scene?Opus: He’s tied to a chair, and screaming.911: What is he wearing?Opus: Tidy-whities.911: Is that all he’s wearing?Opus; Ye - wait! No! (Loud roaring, gurgling sound) Heeelllll—-911: Sir? Sir?
lou_lou over 12 years ago
Well, they don’t make toilets like that anymore!