Andertoons by Mark Anderson for March 27, 2024

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  8 months ago

    That $12.95 I spent becoming a Monsignor will finally pay off.

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    cdward  8 months ago

    But you have to walk past the punchline.

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    dbrucepm  8 months ago

    a priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar- you think one of them would have seen it and ducked

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    edmund_graham  8 months ago

    Ironically it took longer for me to get the punchline than it takes to tell most of those jokes

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    Kaputnik  8 months ago
    A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says “what is this, some kind of joke?”
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    ThreeDogDad Premium Member 8 months ago

    The gorilla turns to the guy with the alligator and says, “What are we” Chopped liver?"

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    mokspr Premium Member 8 months ago

    “It’s Judeo-Christian happy hour here at the Barrelhouse.”

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    oakie817  8 months ago

    an Imam walks into a bar…

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    ljoneale Premium Member 8 months ago

    But only if they walk in together.

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    mistercatworks  8 months ago

    Three stereotypes walk into a bar …

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    Lee26 Premium Member 8 months ago

    A priest, minister and rabbi walked into a bar. They all had to go to the ER for stitches.

    (I’m here all week!)

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    megiggles  8 months ago

    A termite and a carpenter ant walk into a bar and ask, is the bar tender here?

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    gopher gofer  8 months ago

    what about horses…?

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