Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for March 15, 2024

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    SHAKEDOWNCITY  9 months ago

    Your doctor could have written you a “living” letter of excuse.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member 9 months ago

    As a cab driver & liquor store clerk, I’ve had dealings with most defendants & victims. I’ve less than friendly history with local judges & the public defender was little help. Why do they invite me to jury duty, just to say; go home?

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    cdward  9 months ago

    I’ve always wanted to be on a jury, but I’ve never made it past the jury selection process.

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    rockyridge1977  9 months ago

    I told them I did not believe in the death penalty…..they let me go home!

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    mistercatworks  9 months ago

    Just get old and infirm, instead. That works. :(

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    wildlandwaters  9 months ago

    I think I’m gonna try that excuse if I ever get another letter from the county…“sorry, I’d love to, but I’m dead”…

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  9 months ago

    What a sorry excuse for an angel!

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    cuzinron47  9 months ago

    I wouldn’t have a problem doing jury duty, and that usually gets me out of doing jury duty.

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    paullp Premium Member 9 months ago

    I recently was excused from jury duty due to a medical excuse, which I’d argue is a lot better than dying — although admittedly my excuse is only good for as long as I’m undergoing treatment.

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