Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 10, 2024

A corded phone with a dial! Gasp!

Neighbor had to come over to use our landline because they only have cell phones and couldn’t use them.

I wish they would bring back regular phone lines. I still have a regular phone and would love to use it again in case of an emergency. Cell phones are not reliable.

So I guess the frog hasn’t gotten to first base yet?

How many frogs is she being pursued by?

Still haven’t kissed him yet?

And apparently he’s dying to talk to you (he croaked, after all).

I wonder if she had tadpoles yet.

He’s inviting her over to his pad.

He’s calling from Frogmore.

So far she has not met the right frog.

These death notices are always hard on people

Sorry, but, he’s no longer on the line…he croaked.