Bond. James Bond.
Hold the olive.
If only his ashes were made into pellets, he could be better heard and be useful as a part of a percussion instrument.
Right to the very end, Stuart was determined to make an ash of himself!
“So he was cremated then?”
“No. Juiced. Mechanically separated then juiced.”
“I’m going to be sick.”
“Well, be sure to use the 2nd door, then, not the 1st. They still haven’t cleaned the juicer.”
He also requested two pimento stuffed green olives….just for fun
Hilarious! Make sure that lid is on tight.
Well you know that it is “dry”. LOL
He always had a dry sense of humor.
What happened to the brown ink. I like the brown ink. Bring back the brown ink. Long live the brown ink. I DEMAND BROWN INK. Please.
He led a good life, so he urned it.
(The Late) Bond. James Bond.
Back in the Day
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Ubintold 9 months ago
Bond. James Bond.
Imagine 9 months ago
Hold the olive.
Doug K 9 months ago
If only his ashes were made into pellets, he could be better heard and be useful as a part of a percussion instrument.
Linguist 9 months ago
Right to the very end, Stuart was determined to make an ash of himself!
Potamus 9 months ago
“So he was cremated then?”
“No. Juiced. Mechanically separated then juiced.”
“I’m going to be sick.”
“Well, be sure to use the 2nd door, then, not the 1st. They still haven’t cleaned the juicer.”
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
He also requested two pimento stuffed green olives….just for fun
davewhamond creator 9 months ago
Hilarious! Make sure that lid is on tight.
Hammurabi.Wolfe 9 months ago
Well you know that it is “dry”. LOL
Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago
He always had a dry sense of humor.
Glib Sporgen 9 months ago
What happened to the brown ink. I like the brown ink. Bring back the brown ink. Long live the brown ink. I DEMAND BROWN INK. Please.
Buoy 9 months ago
He led a good life, so he urned it.
olds_cool63 9 months ago
(The Late) Bond. James Bond.