Too Much Coffee Man by Shannon Wheeler for March 06, 2024

Having your sins forgiven is easy. Your debt—not so easy.

Nice one.

Maybe heaven isn’t so great after all.

In the afterlife, will his payment amount be linked to changes in the Cost Of Dying Index?

They will go after your heirs.

Daffy Duck: [has blown himself to Hades] Say, what’s cooking? Where am I? Say, this place looks like… Hey, it is… I AM in…! Oh well. Anyway, I sure put it over on that dope from the draft board.

The Little Man from the Draft Board: [takes off demon costume] Well, now, I wouldn’t say that…

Daffy Duck: No! No! No! Don’t! Don’t say… [runs away while the little man follows him]

( Draftee Daffy, 1945, dir. Bob Clampett)

You’ll have to go back and repay it. It’s called reincarnation.

With mail in ballots, you can vote from heaven.

The old saying about the only two things being certain are death AND taxes, not death OR taxes.

When my wife contracted ALS, she was forgive $78,000 in student loans for her graduate studies in Psychology. She was an amazing woman with quite a sense of humor. She said to me, “Between this and the handicapped parking permit, it’s almost worth it.”

on the bright side, now you’ve got all eternity to defer repayment…