Pickles by Brian Crane for March 19, 2024

Double standard?

Tıt for tat.

If she didn’t have double standards, she’d have no standards at all

One bra is not enough for a cat.

Bra-vo!

Watch out Muffin! It’s a boobie trap!

Oh. My. Stars. I laughed harder at all your hilarious comments, than I did at the strip! And that is really saying something.

Some things are only funny when they happen to other people.

The UPS man delivered my Mother’s bra once. The dog had dropped it out on the lawn, so it was delivered with her package.

Amazing how something so funny ceases to be when it affects you.

It looks like 2 Buster’s on Opals feet.

Ah, now the shoe is on the other foot, as a matter of speaking!

You made the strip today, Muffin, good job!

Caught in a booby trap

Not so funny when the shoe’s on the other foot, huh, Opal?

You had to be there.

One of my cats enjoys doing that. I now keep the clothes off the bed until I am just ready to wear them. Another cat got his head stuck in the armhole of a drying brassiere hung in the shower stall, and I managed to free him before he pulled the fixtures out of the wall.

Oh sure……. NOWWWWW it’s not funny

It’s a two way street.

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Yep. Not funny.

Most likely Earl’s jogging days are over, so we’ll be spared seeing Muffin sporting Earl’s jock strap.

Tres chic, Muffin!

No Opal that is funny! Muffin must think she is a “D” cup.

That’s funnier than the pants!

I think it’s funny. My guys just sleep on my clean laundry.

Ha! Opal loses her humor when it concerns HER un-mentionable !

An Over the shoulder boulder Holder..

According the Beverly Hillbillies’ Jethro Bodine, that’rhere’s a double-barreled sling shot, by golly!

Um, her cups runneth under?

Reminds me of the new bird I once saw at the feeder. A red-headed, double breasted, mattress thumper.

Looks like a purr-fect fit‼️

What’s next? Earl’s dentures? A Cheshire cat grin?

Says the lady wearing bunny slippers.

My cats prefer to wait until I fold the laundry and then sleep on it. That way all my clothes are pre-furred before I wear them.

Muggy does not favor either……attagirl Muffy!

LOL… Now Opal’s friend, Emily, know what bra size Opal wears. Too funny.

when it happens to you it’s comedy, when it happens to me it’s tragedy

Her cups runneth over!

I used to have a cat that liked to get into my pants when I was sitting on the toilet.

It all depends on whose ox is getting gored.

our cat, Elvira, Mischief of the Night, has her own collection of towels to drag around. Keeps her out of the laundry.

Way too small … must be Sylvia’s. (Yes Sylvia Plath)

Muffy, you’d realistically need a rope pulley hoist.

My mom had cats that would each grab one end of her bras and run around the house with them, and play tug of war. Hilarious!

BUT ! We can see Muffin in the bra. The pants appeared to be moving on their own, which made it funnier.(Plus Earl telling Opal SHE was crazy.)

Crash helmet front and rear

Can’t imagine it looking better on Opal than it does on the cat. Actually, I’m pretty sure I don’t want to imagine it.

That’s Sergeant Schulzkopf of the French Lingerie 57th.