The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 21, 2024

she would give her right arm to have someone scratch her nose!

Another marbleous joke from Hillburn.

He’s still thinking about what the heck happened.

But she did it at least once before. Silly moo.

That “Thinker” is a “Stinker”!

Was the only thing holding up the tunic…

When it comes to eating pizza, you’ve got to hand it to Venus.

I’ve heard that the missing arms were holding up her drapery so it did not slip any further down.

I had to think about it.

Meanwhile David asked, “Is it cold in here or is it just me”.

He didn’t think that that would happen.

I heard in a song that she lost both arms in a wrassling match over a brown haired handsome man

Maybe they could sculpt a similar statue of Lauren Boebert….never mind.

Just ´old her hand they said, there´s no ´arm in it they said!

Boy that Porta-Potty must need emptying by now! Whew!

Now what’s he thinking ?

Given the seated guys posture, shouldn’t it have been the other way around?

It’s easy to remove, just use a little elbow Greece.

She was going to sue for damages, but the statue of limitations had already run out.

She inspired Hemingway to write A Farewell to Arms.

She’s almost as hot as her planet named … er ….

I’d love to see a cartoon of her with prosthetics.

she gave him the finger all the way to her shoulder

For revenge, she should pull his………………..

So what sculpture pulled the next to the last time?