Cornered by Mike Baldwin for April 03, 2024

“Amoebamatic.”

That warm, fuzzy feeling when it comes up the second time

I’ll have the mitosis special.

I tried to make it spell something before I read the caption.

Yikes!

At least they are not infected with the pineapple virus.

Funny how pineapple on pizza is like candy corn. You either like it or you don’t, there is no middle ground.

Pineapple on pizza is the best !!!!

Cellular pizza eh.

It’s alive!

Oh, hi!

At last I know how it works!

It’s nature.

Amoezza

As long as it doesn’t morph while you’re eating it!

I like the “smiley face” that Mike worked in on the #4 pizza, bottom left.

That’s about the size of it.

And the lesson we learn from this story is

Next time you place your order

don’t forget to say, “No anchovies please”

And when you cut it, only cut it into 6 pieces instead of 8. I don’t think I can eat 8 pieces.

So that’s how they do it.

Amebondanza!

pizzamecium

How to get kids interested in math.

Pizza is not food!

Well no wonder: it’s got mushrooms.

This is what happens when you order pizza with a cell phone.

Hold the cytoplasm.

The easy way of solving for pie.

Love the way your mind works, Mr. Baldwin.

will it continue to split?

Thankfully there will never be a pizza shortage if the keep reproducing.

Ha! This reminds me of Amoeba Records, the best music store ever! Their logo looked something like this.

2 pizzas for 1??

this looks more like two halves

basically just the one whole pizza you started out with cut in half.

don’t give them any ideas, please

8^)

Two for one, only half the size for each “One”. Such a baagan.

Pie-tosis