Cornered by Mike Baldwin for April 22, 2024

The “sauce” that leaves no “blot” on your record.

Loved a printed review once. Secretary had made a great typo. She and I got a laugh. Instead of co-workers, she’d put co-makers.

Rumor has it Andy then quit that career, changed his name to Mike, and started a daily comic.

‘performance appraisal wear’! Lol!

… with boot-proof extra padding in the seat!

I’ll buy one gross and send them to Biden.

Ivan^^ take it to the political cartoons.

One one door closes, another one opens (hopefully not to a flurry of tomatoes…)!

Here are some actual quotes from Employee Performance Reviews

1) His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity (2) Since my last report, he has hit rock bottom and has started to dig (3) When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there (4) She sets low personal standards and then constantly fails to achieve them (5) This employee is depriving some village of an idiot (6) A room temperature IQ (7) Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together (8) A gross ignoramus – 144 times worse than a standard ignoramus (9) Donated his brain to science while he was still using it (10) He has 2 brains. One is lost and the other is out looking for it (11) He is so dense, light bends around him (12) If brains were taxed, he’d get a rebate (13) If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week (14) If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change (15) If you stand close to him, you can hear the ocean

On the other hand, he was a prime candidate, for a position with Heinz.

There’s a certain a Roma about him.

You say rotten tomato proof performance appraisal wear, I say say rotten to-mah-to proof performance appraisal wear.

Worse part of performance reviews was that for a few, it was hard to find something good to balance the disappointing parts. Initially found the 10% percent took 90% until I wised up and limited the hand holding effort. Told one if he wanted more support put more effort into career than golf.

It won’t be your garden-variety apparel.

Learn from your experience. Thats a great life lesson

A teflon suit could come in handy.

Most people prefer a good rotten tomato review.

I’m guessing the review didn’t go well for Andy.