I’m sure many husbands AND wives can attest to the frog thing!
Some girls I’ve know have faked death. So that’s why huh?
Because a frog’s not going to fall for the old “headache” ruse.
Well Timmy, we don’t know who your father is, but we do know your mother did a lot of sleeping..
Believe it or not, alligators are not green.
I hate to be the one who has to take the alligators temperature. LOL
Was it the zookeeper?
Let me guess….if it is hot as heII the alligators are female?
is there a scale for woke alligators?
If an alligator is always cold at any temperature below 80 F, it’s a female.
so…who was the father????
And if you don’t want to get near an alligator,you flip a coin
So if you kiss a frog, he’ll become a prince – if you don’t kiss the frog, he becomes a necrophiliac?
Harry Lime. You believe wrong.
Gator gender reveal? Now that’s hawt!
Working (as I do) at a zoo, We all got a big laugh out of having Maury announce the paternity.
Viable births of any of the endangered great apes is always a special event, and this aded levity just made it more enjoyable.
The female frog fakes death because she’s afraid he may turn into an ugly human prince.
Looks more like Orville Redenbacher than Maury Povich.
The sex of an alligator is determined by the temperature of the egg during incubation.
The dude from FL Premium Member 8 months ago
I’m sure many husbands AND wives can attest to the frog thing!
Firebat 8 months ago
Some girls I’ve know have faked death. So that’s why huh?
Leroy 8 months ago
Because a frog’s not going to fall for the old “headache” ruse.
Pickled Pete 8 months ago
Well Timmy, we don’t know who your father is, but we do know your mother did a lot of sleeping..
pearlsbs 8 months ago
Believe it or not, alligators are not green.
Strider Premium Member 8 months ago
I hate to be the one who has to take the alligators temperature. LOL
E.Z. Smith Premium Member 8 months ago
Was it the zookeeper?
chaosed2 8 months ago
Let me guess….if it is hot as heII the alligators are female?
TomGn 8 months ago
is there a scale for woke alligators?
cdnalor 8 months ago
If an alligator is always cold at any temperature below 80 F, it’s a female.
oakie817 8 months ago
so…who was the father????
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 8 months ago
And if you don’t want to get near an alligator,you flip a coin
oish 8 months ago
So if you kiss a frog, he’ll become a prince – if you don’t kiss the frog, he becomes a necrophiliac?
billwog 8 months ago
Harry Lime. You believe wrong.
mokspr Premium Member 8 months ago
Gator gender reveal? Now that’s hawt!
h.v.greenman 8 months ago
Working (as I do) at a zoo, We all got a big laugh out of having Maury announce the paternity.
Viable births of any of the endangered great apes is always a special event, and this aded levity just made it more enjoyable.
Bilan 8 months ago
The female frog fakes death because she’s afraid he may turn into an ugly human prince.
Petemejia77 8 months ago
Looks more like Orville Redenbacher than Maury Povich.
haasmeister 8 months ago
The sex of an alligator is determined by the temperature of the egg during incubation.