I can hear the announcer saying, “Don’t try this at home. Spear tossing and catching is dangerous and could result in injury or worse. Leave it to the professionals.”
That feat reminds me of our band major in high school. He would hold onto a large pointed kind of spear like baton as he led the band down the football field. One night he lost control of the baton, threw it up into the sky and it came down and stuck in the ground. He calmly marched out to the baton, picked it up and proceeded to march with it in perfect tempo. The crowd went wild. He was a hit. We dared him to to it again.
Ivy Valory Premium Member 8 months ago
Mad skills to pay the bills.
C 8 months ago
He’ll be mighty thor if he tries that once too often
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 8 months ago
And weirdly placed….
j_m_kuehl 8 months ago
New Nick name " Shish-ka-Bob"
Zykoic 8 months ago
Avoid appendix carry.
BigDaveGlass 8 months ago
Is Thor an ancestor of Rodney from Wizard of ID? Or is it all in my mind?
markkahler52 8 months ago
Not a nuclear tipped spear
Imagine 8 months ago
It would have been even more impressive if he had caught something with that toss.
silberdistel 8 months ago
:-D I am with Curls on this one snicker
Count Olaf Premium Member 8 months ago
Hope he doesn’t try that in the front… =:0
The Orange Mailman 8 months ago
I got a spear in my pocket going jing-a-ling-a-ling…
My First Premium Member 8 months ago
“Is that a spear in your loin cloth or are you just happy to see me”?
Il Siciliano 8 months ago
Nothing like a good, “Foonk”, to make a guy feel impressive.
gokar 4,la 8 months ago
Early experimental vasectomy techniques
jagedlo 8 months ago
I wonder how many tries it took for him to perfect that (and how many times he stabbed himself while perfecting it…)
E.Z. Smith Premium Member 8 months ago
Origin story of Thor’s returning hammer in Norse mythology.
fuzzbucket Premium Member 8 months ago
His holster was previously known as a jock strap.
wirepunchr 8 months ago
Ok everybody, I get the point! ;-}
dcdete. 8 months ago
Is his name Thor??
Just last Friday his name was B.C.
Just-me 8 months ago
I can hear the announcer saying, “Don’t try this at home. Spear tossing and catching is dangerous and could result in injury or worse. Leave it to the professionals.”
Carol from CT 8 months ago
Impressive? Looks like he’s got a stick up his…backside.
preacherman Premium Member 8 months ago
That feat reminds me of our band major in high school. He would hold onto a large pointed kind of spear like baton as he led the band down the football field. One night he lost control of the baton, threw it up into the sky and it came down and stuck in the ground. He calmly marched out to the baton, picked it up and proceeded to march with it in perfect tempo. The crowd went wild. He was a hit. We dared him to to it again.
ladykat 8 months ago
Yes, it was.
rockyridge1977 8 months ago
How did he do that???sign him up for the circus!
DaBump Premium Member 8 months ago
Great. Now let’s see you actually hunt something.
assrdood 8 months ago
I’m Thor every morning – arthritis!
timinwsac Premium Member 8 months ago
And while practicing that move he became the first man to be circumcised.
sandpiper 8 months ago
Gotta like it. Impressive
Zebrastripes 8 months ago
Thor better not try it again…LOL
MichaelD Premium Member 8 months ago
Thor is now ready to join the knights of ID. Give or take a few thousand years and a fourth wall.
zeexenon 8 months ago
Reminder: Must squeeze cheeks to hold in place.
C wolfe 8 months ago
“I am Thor, and I too wish to go to Norway”.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 8 months ago
His other name is Nimrod, see the tower of Babel, Genesis 10, 8-12
Troglodyte 8 months ago
Sidearms of the old days…
xsintricks 8 months ago
Doesn’t the USMC Silent Drill Platoon perform something similar?
guitarpicker56 8 months ago
This comic takes the cake with the best replies.
dbrucepm 8 months ago
its a pain in the a$$ when it comes down the wrong way
da_villa 7 months ago
If he not careful he’ll be Thorina!