Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for March 17, 2024

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    mokspr Premium Member 8 months ago

    Bit young for angina, aren’t you?

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    Tigressy  8 months ago

    Do you have any explosives at home?

    Only some legal fireworks still in their original packages, stored in a cool and dry place.

    Same with the gas bottles. Different place.

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    cdward  8 months ago

    See, that’s why we got those nifty chemistry sets when we were kids back in the day. We didn’t have to ask our folks for explosives. And yes, we actually did blow up a few things.

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    Just-me  8 months ago

    A nod to Matt Groening and Home Simpson with the D’oh? I shudder to think why the kid wants some nitro.

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    kjnrun  8 months ago

    Some of us need to keep nitroglycerin on hand for all the wrong reasons but it can be a life saver.

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    Stocky One  8 months ago
    One shouldn’t automatically assume that the kid wants nitroglycerin for explosive purposes. It is also used, as pointed out by a commenter earlier, for angina pectoris.
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    wongo  8 months ago

    It’s in the garage next to those 40 bags of ammonium nitrate.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 8 months ago

    I am surprised the kid can pronounce the word…….

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    raybarb44  8 months ago

    Fresh out son……

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    PoodleGroomer  8 months ago

    Any oxygen bottles and a .308 rifle?

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    cuzinron47  8 months ago

    Fortunately we forgot to reorder.

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    cuzinron47  8 months ago

    And there goes the explosion, all over the laptop.

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    dpatrickryan Premium Member 8 months ago

    Silly boy, we don’t keep nitroglycerin on hand! You have to do what I did when I was a kid, and make it from nitric acid and glycerin!

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    wildlandwaters  8 months ago

    kid’s got heart problems??

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    MissScarlet Premium Member 8 months ago

    Our middle son actually did something like this. He was about 8 or 9, and asked his father where we kept the concentrated nitric acid. We are still laughing. Somehow he managed to live long enough to be an adult. 38 and counting.

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    ladykat  8 months ago

    Under the sink, in a sealed container marked “talcum powder”.

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