WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for March 28, 2024

An experienced whiner

Wrong glass Sir.

Would you like some cheese with that whine?

I’m a chugger not a sipper.

Another dating disaster story

Run, don’t walk, out of there, Janet.

And no more of that old wine! Bring us something fresh!

Girls are always attracted to bad boys and morons..

When it comes to wine, he’s connoisseur’da inexperienced.

Oh look, Congressman Tim Burchett at a restaurant.

And no dust on the bottles, please!

Offering him the cork set this off.

Run!… run far and run fast!

He is such a K̶a̶r̶e̶n̶, I mean Chad!

First time out from the “special home”.

Cut him off. At the knees. :)