Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for March 19, 2024

Mayor Melba has rocks in her head for keeping this scrum on.

The wife of President Rutherford B. Hayes refused to allow liquor in the White House. She was nicknamed “Lemonade Lucy”.

More POTUS trivia: Benjamin Harrison was the last President to wear a full beard, and William Howard Taft was the last one to sport any facial hair at all.

El Porko seegars. Box says made in USA. Imagine that, a politician that lies! Heavens to Betsy!

This guy is so crooked when he dies they will have to corkscrew him into the ground!

I thought smoking isn’t allowed in comic strips anymore!

Wasn’t Mayor Melba’s picture hanging in the same spot yesterday as that bearded fellow?

its not the mayors rule its Federal Law this story is going no where fast.

They could have given the cigars to Hack, the mechanic, but I think he’s long dead. Sarge too, but he smoked a pipe.

Where is Mayor Melba?

As the old joke goes—-“I don’t care if he burns”.

I think they will remember him but not the way he’d like!

Come on, Jim — let’s get to why Walt and Skeezix are there (yes, I know that we know) instead of stalling!

Since it’s been illegal to import Cuban cigars here, they’re sold from Spain.

I never started smoking. Now, DRINKING on the other hand…