Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 10, 2024

i haven’t been able to figure out jj’s attraction to zeke…

JJ is the female Peter Pan; she never grew up! And she has the ultimate GALL to ask the child she abandoned to be proud of her??

Stupidhead is a parasite, with a walnut-size brain.

Sometimes you hear of perfectly good relationships that got totally ruined when the couple decided to make it ‘official’.

It would seem to me that this particular union would be pretty hard to ruin.

Is it working?

So in the first panel Alex thinks JJ marrying Zeke is a bad idea but in the last panel she seems to be for it?

Keep in mind that JJ’s mother is Joanie Caucus, a lady with brains who unfortunately has had awful progeny. Alex’s genes could be a generation skipping matter on her mother’s side

There’s always rhinoplasty, and Zekicide.

I don’t know if that will ever happen, Joanie.

That ship sailed, sank, and is now a beautiful coral reef.

If they have assets, get a pre-nup and do it. Otherwise, why?

that’s NEVER going to happen, JJ

JJ just said it…as long as she hangs around Stupidhead she feels like Bonnie Parker robbing banks. Once she’s married she’s June Cleaver again

Well, that ship has sailed, JJ.

Can this illicit passion be saved? Alex, “Hold my Dr. Pepper and watch this.”

“That ship has sailed…..and sunk.”