The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 28, 2024

Germ Shepard (works for the CDC)

BullS*** Dog (don’t believe a word it says)

Apartment complex DNA spill.

Clever stuff.

Jacked Muscles Terrier is the keeper for me . Getting a double name that works is big time bonus points.

And the bratweiler looks like a kangaroo.

I’ll take the Bratweiler.

Doberman Pincher!

Whippet Good.

Love the sharpie!

Best dog if you live on a farm: St. Barnyard

I’m glad they left out the Meth Lab

Che looks appropriatley ratlike.

It was easy for my friend, whose last name is Russell, to name his dog, Jack Russell, terrier.

Duane Doberman Pinscher.

Dollmation ? Rottenweiler ? Cheaphuahua ?

They use the Dowel-nation in woodworking projects.

The broader collie colors outside the lines.

That tear-em-up Tearrier is a real tearror.

Last one isn’t a dog it’s a large Cat

A strung-out retriever…a Meth Lab.

Just quit now before it gets worse.

I was once given a Yorkshire Terror.

I’m glad he didn’t make fun of the Shih Tzu…..

I remember Les Nesman (WKRP) pronouncing it chu-hua-hua.

The last panel shows why you shouldn’t mix cat and dog genes.

Known for their prowess at getting out, the Siberian Housekey is hard to keep cooped up.

A snotty rich grandson of a friend responded their dog was a Sharpay. At the time, after our many decades with three Tibetan breeds, I was clueless, but wanted to smack him anyway.

Breed that sketches the Eiffel Tower on napkins while waiting in restaurants. French Doodle.

I like my Border Caller. He herds long distance.

I found out this morning that there is a dog breed called the XL Bully (seriously). It is an offshoot of the pit bull that has been bred to be larger and more aggressive. It is supposed to be two or three times the size of a pit bull. Hence the XL in the name.

The Che-huahua is hilarious!

James Thurber talked about a friend who named her dog Terrier Kloshov. He said it was because it sounded Russian. :)