The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 29, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 9 months ago

    It’s X now. Do not anger the secular god Elon.

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    enigmamz  9 months ago

    Good.

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    blunebottle  9 months ago

    Actually, He had several thousand followers. And He fed them on a budget.

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    angelolady Premium Member 9 months ago

    Nice.

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    joegee  9 months ago

    Yeah. But the trolls will eventually crucify him.

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    nosirrom  9 months ago

    Is he wining about this?

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    markkahler52  9 months ago

    Judas “un-friended” him….

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    markkahler52  9 months ago

    Come Sunday!

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    SuperAndy Premium Member 9 months ago

    “Just wait, Sunday’s coming!” Happy Easter!

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    Tiembi  9 months ago

    Levi?

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    PraiseofFolly  9 months ago

    “Mom, someday I’m going to be a Superstar!”

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    wongo  9 months ago

    I don’t follow?

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    Right now they’re just “well” wishers…

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    AZCoyote  9 months ago

    The bible is full of ridiculous stories.

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    uniquename  9 months ago

    It’s gonna drop to 11 followers today.

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    Alverant  9 months ago

    And soon people were forced to join.

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    ladykat  9 months ago

    Is that what happened?

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    Charles & Susan  Premium Member 9 months ago

    Very true

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 9 months ago

    When I was in the Navy, our ship made a port visit to Haifa, Israel. I was fortunate enough to take a two day tour of the Holy Land. Although it was a whirlwind tour, I was in a constant state of awe, seeing many of the places mentioned in the Bible. We first went to Nazareth, then went east by Cana and south to the river Jordan to Capernaum. We went further south and arrived in Jerusalem where we stopped to visit the Church of the Holy Sepulchre where Christ was buried and drove by the Garden Tomb. Later we went by Gethsemane on our way to Bethlehem where we stopped to visit the Church of the Nativity. After that we headed to Tel Aviv, spent the night and returned to Haifa. That short visit was etched into my memory.

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    kipallen  9 months ago

    Poor taste for Good Friday.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  9 months ago

    Elon does love the Almighty dollar.

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    johneichman2  9 months ago

    Nice that Levi who is called Biff is right behind John.

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    Lablubber   9 months ago

    But he lost out to some guy named Barabbas.

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    mistercatworks  9 months ago

    Don’t give up the carpentry just yet, Hesus.

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    Bilan  9 months ago

    Unfortunately, the next group of followers he got were Roman Legionaries.

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    Petey56 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Funny, but I thought wearing a headscarf was not a Christian thing

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    DaBump Premium Member 9 months ago

    As the old hymn says, “Count me…”

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    zxcar1  9 months ago

    To think, he wasn’t even the first one with “12 followers”…or a virgin birth.

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    SavannahJim Premium Member 9 months ago

    Just do an IPO and you can stop hocking bibles.

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    namelocdet  9 months ago

    I’ve got a feeling that Simon may act like he doesn’t know you.

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    Chris Sherlock  9 months ago

    He would soon have many more followers.

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    MT Wallet   9 months ago

    Reminds me of four years ago when there were only a few people with COVID-19.

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    wordsmeet  9 months ago

    The Twitter with a Christian cross is hilarious.

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