Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 29, 2024

But what about that German band, Tambourine Dream?

Abba? Well, at least it’s not ‘Maneater’. Man, how deep is Rip dreaming, and how close is he to his family? It is almost April Fool’s Day!

She looks like she was drawn by Fletcher Hanks, maybe she’s a descendant of Fantomah, Mystery Woman of the Jungle.

Isn’t tambourine a female cantaloupe?

Just like Patrick McGoohan

I love tambourine slices on my corn flakes!

♫♪ There’s a bathroom on the right… ♪♫

Hmm.. What are the odds she’s taking him right back to the lab?

Why is he RUNNING away???

At least she’s a hot tomato !

“Hey, Mr. Tangerine man…”

You want beauty and brains?

ka-disco

The only thing worse than an “earworm” is an earworm with the wrong lyrics.

For month’s, I had the song lyric “Driving syncopated with music in my soul” stuck in my head before I found out it was “Driving over Kanan with music in my soul”. [Jon Stewart – “Gold”]

I finally figured it out one day when I was actually driving over Kanan Rd. to get to work at the Renaissance Pleasure Faire when it was located in Agoura. (I did have music in my soul.)

Since when has Rip listened to enough ABBA to correct thsi off key, off lyric, ecape cover?

Was Starlite real?

KA-WRONG LYRICS!

No pancake house? That town is a dump.

She works for Skull. Singing altered lyrics to prisoners until they crack.

Compared to other Missed quoted lyrics at least she got most of the letters right!

“We all live in a yellow tangerine…”