Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 26, 2024

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    constantine48  8 months ago

    I’d apply, just for the halibut.

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    cdward  8 months ago

    Nah, they’re all wet.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 8 months ago

    KELP! I need somebody! KELP! Not just anybody! KELP! You know I need someone! KELLLP!

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    MRC112  8 months ago

    Funny how your brains fills in stuff without thinking. It took me a while to realise it was ‘Kelp’ and not ‘Help’

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    They’d really like to see weed.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 8 months ago

    I laughed, I cried. I couldn’t kelp myself.

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    gopher gofer  8 months ago

    they could really krill for good kelp…

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