Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 26, 2024

“….And don’t forget that the placement of your head upon your neck depends on your reply.”

“Budget surplus?”

Use it or next year’s budget will be lower.

Id has a budget surplus?

I think I can add that ornate decoration to my Facebook Live broadcast. Since Gothic Romance is so popular, maybe Gothic Preaching will be, too.

Ah yes a great way to spending hard earned money of poor peasants.

Well, the Fink has been known to frame people……

Looks like the opening credits to 1967’s “Casino Royale!”

Goes nicely with his gold throne.

Maybe the Fink can use those extra tax dollars to fix up the broken fourth wall.

The nose knows what it wants.

Comics…..must have been “time surplus”!!!!!!!

To fancy up the Finks castle is like polishing up a tųrd.

It’s not a budget surplus if you spend it.

No!

The Surplus is the Sir Prize

what is that?

Broke the fourth wall…and then decorated it!

You’d think the King would use the budget surplus to make himself taller

Budget Surplus. What is that strange combination of words that you are talking about?…..

The Fink has good taste.

And I thought someone had stolen or broken the magic mirror.

Rather than invest in the kingdom’s infrastructure, the king would rather beautify his palace. Typical despot.