Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for April 21, 2024

Pastor Perfect is wrong—you still can’t yell, “FIRE!” in a crowded theater.

Looks like Slim in P.3. and he’s eatin’ it up !

Like my father said when he worked for an undertaker and drove the hearse, he’s thankful he is still riding in the front!

“And let’s hope we are thankful whether or not Gasoline Alley changes its name to Electric Acres or something like that, and let’s hope in the next few months about the fate of the Gasoline Alley strip if Jim S. decides to retire the strip or not – AMEN!”

a wise man wrote – perfect love casts out all fear. another wise man wrote in response many years later, but it is also true that perfect fear casts out all love. the question is how much longer before the choice is once again give me liberty or give me death because of fear? js

I’m thankful if Jim Scancarelli is right.

Where is the Bible passage for this sermon, or is this just a pep talk?

Not much longer if our Marxist government has anything to say about it. They all think Stalin and Mao ran freedom loving countries.

Creditors can get mean they want to collect that overdue bill, such as disconnecting.

Good wordplay!